Super Slacker!

I just watched 20/20's special on slackers in America. Highly entertaining. Without a doubt, this guy takes the cake! He has been an undergraduate student at University of Wisconsin-Whitewater since 1994. That's right - Johnny Lechner started college when I was 9 years old and he's still there with no plans to leave in the near future. There's a short video clip of him you can watch to get a sense of his permanent frat-boy personality, but unfortunately it doesn't show the priceless footage aired on the actual 1-hour show of him throwing a vacuum cleaner off his roof while his fellow party boys made bets about whether or not it would work after its flight. It was pretty priceless.

For anybody out there feeling like they're a slacker, this guy will show you you're really doing just fine. In fact, he'll make you feel wildly productive and successful.