Organic freakoid!
I was reading "Everyday with Rachael Ray" this morning (a cooking/food magazine). Every issue, she interviews some celebrity about what they typically have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Usually it's pretty normal stuff and you just go "like oh my god, that's so cool that Jennifer Aniston likes Honey Nut Cheerios too!" Well, this issue they interviewed Lisa Edelstein from the TV show "House" and she is so unbelievably whacked that I just have to share her breakfast description with you verbatim:
Breakfast
"I eat. Every day. But I don't do the usual breakfast, lunch, dinner thing. Each day is different, depending on the episode we're shooting. When I wake up, I always drink tons of Guayaki organic yerba mate tea. I add a few shots of Dr. Foster's Essentials Calcium from Herbs to feed them bones while I'm ingesting all the stimulants.
After tea, I do Mysore-style Ashtanga yoga. I can't eat anything beforehand or I'm really, really uncomfortable. When I get home, I down an enormous glass of water spiked with Metagenics Ultra Bifidus DF and Ultra Dophilus DF for digestive health. It sounds gross, but it's benign. Some days I'll scarf down an organic WholeSoy & Co. yogurt or a handful of organic unsalted roasted almonds."
No, I am not kidding. I have not exaggerated any part of the above statement. It is quoted, I assure you, and if you don't believe me then when you're in the checkout aisle getting groceries this week, pick up the November edition of Everyday with Rachael Ray and flip to page 42. Then laugh out loud and eat something for real.
I was reading "Everyday with Rachael Ray" this morning (a cooking/food magazine). Every issue, she interviews some celebrity about what they typically have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Usually it's pretty normal stuff and you just go "like oh my god, that's so cool that Jennifer Aniston likes Honey Nut Cheerios too!" Well, this issue they interviewed Lisa Edelstein from the TV show "House" and she is so unbelievably whacked that I just have to share her breakfast description with you verbatim:
Breakfast
"I eat. Every day. But I don't do the usual breakfast, lunch, dinner thing. Each day is different, depending on the episode we're shooting. When I wake up, I always drink tons of Guayaki organic yerba mate tea. I add a few shots of Dr. Foster's Essentials Calcium from Herbs to feed them bones while I'm ingesting all the stimulants.
After tea, I do Mysore-style Ashtanga yoga. I can't eat anything beforehand or I'm really, really uncomfortable. When I get home, I down an enormous glass of water spiked with Metagenics Ultra Bifidus DF and Ultra Dophilus DF for digestive health. It sounds gross, but it's benign. Some days I'll scarf down an organic WholeSoy & Co. yogurt or a handful of organic unsalted roasted almonds."
No, I am not kidding. I have not exaggerated any part of the above statement. It is quoted, I assure you, and if you don't believe me then when you're in the checkout aisle getting groceries this week, pick up the November edition of Everyday with Rachael Ray and flip to page 42. Then laugh out loud and eat something for real.
posted by Andrea at 11:20 AM
1 Comments:
i wonder if she knows that she can eat actual food and get all those vitamins and minerals..............
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